I know jack about soccer I mean football, but this was pretty hilarious ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD. I apparently am so stressed about the prospect of working today that I'm having nightmares about work.

Okay: anyone who works in a stressful job is not unfamiliar with the realistic work dream. It's the dream where you're at work doing all the usual work things, only it's intensely real. Unlike regular REM sleep, when I have work ( Read more... )

I had a large table sit in my section and give me a 15% tip. This is not a big deal, but a little disappointing.

What IS a big deal is that THEY TOTALLY SAT AROUND FOR TWO HOURS AFTER WE CLOSED.If you're going to hold up a server for TWO WHOLE HOURS, at LEAST tip 20%. Please. I mean, come ON. Did it ever cross their minds that maybe the ( Read more... )

( Part One: Seating )